I decided to follow him - not because I was insecure, you understand, I was just worried he might have fallen over or something like that. For one, after inviting me to his club he excused himself to the toilet. So, me and Sunder were a match made in dating-sim heaven.īut despite our seeming compatibility, there were warning signs. I preferred the wider swings of Sunder’s combos in the Dunj, I acted cynical about the mall to impress him - even though I love shopping – and his favourite gifts turned out to be alcohol, which I had coincidentally picked up all the recipes for. Sunder would send me a picture of himself in sword form captioned, “I was just… feeling… extra sharp today.” The overly civil Isaac would sign his texts like he was writing a business email. Sunder was natural, flirtatious, owned a club and looked like he had been ripped directly out of a protein shake advert. Isaac’s stiff manner soon became unattractive when he stood directly next to the brooding Sunder, who arrived soon afterwards. A gentleman called Isaac took me on my first run through the ‘Dunj’, as he transformed into a perfectly straight estoc to match his strait-laced personality. When I entered Verona Beach, I wasn’t too enamoured with my first date. Sounds like a great time… except one of these hotties slid a sword right through my heart. On paper, Boyfriend Dungeon sounds like the best six-ish hours you could have in a game, combining the endorphin rush of monster-slaying with a cast of hotties that’ll make your heart flutter.

Classic video game dungeons with loot and monsters. In Boyfriend Dungeon you date sword people: humans who transform into weapons that you can take dungeon crawling. Kitfox’s recently released dating sim Boyfriend Dungeon has a novel premise.

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